Rakesh Tiku - Yahoo - Infinite Computer Solutions - NIIT - Resume
Rakesh Tiku - Yahoo - Infinite Computer Solutions - NIIT - Resume

Rakesh Tiku's Resume

Mother's Name: Rajdulari Tiku

Father's Name: Pran Nath Tiku

Wife's Name: Keerti Tewari

Ungrateful Brother's Name: Ravinder Tiku

Director at Yahoo!

rakesht@yahoo-inc.com

Yahoo! (Bangalore) manager, NIIT graduate, looking for visa sponsorship to USA, UK or Australia for me and my mustache. I will do any regular shit job.

* Summary

Over two decades of (resume) experience in the software industry has taught me it is more important as to who you know rather than what you know.

* Specialties

# I know speak and have received education to reduce foolishness; I can, also, make my mustache speak.

# Although I am uncircumcised, I have very good personal hygiene and am cultured: I use a fork and a knife to eat chapatis.

# I am good at financial management: I never flush or use toilet paper in the office.

# Last, but certainly not least, in my portfolio is that I got contacts (finally got rid of my eyeglasses).

* Experience

# Director at Yahoo! Bangalore, India, Sep 2008 - Present, (2 years 9 months!)

Having worked all my life in services companies, I am inspired by the services business model.

Transforming Yahoo! (India) to operate more like a services company (Wipro / Infinite) is a work in progress.

I have achieved tremendous success, injecting the services mentality in Yahoo! (India), by hiring all my friends from Indian services companies like Tarang.

# VP of Stategery at Infinite Computer Solutions, Bangalore, India, Mar - Feb (5 years!)

I was responsible for company deliveries with couriers across Bangalore, Hyderabad, Islamabad, Chennai, Sterling, Dallas and Tampa. I choose DHL for almost all shipments.

Prior to this role, I was running deliveries for strategic accounts across three offshore dedicated development centers out of Hyderabad, Bangalore and South India.

I left, voluntarily, in February.

# CFA Acct. Manager at Birlasoft, Microsoft and PeopleSoft, India - (a few weeks)

Please don't misconstrued a few weeks stay as job hopping; I never quit this job.

# Deliveries Director at Velocient Technologies, India - (a few months)

If anyone finds this company let me know ASAP.

# Instructor at NIIT University, Chandigarh, India, 1997 - (3 years!)

I taught basic computer skills like Notepad and MS Paint. I then moved on to teach more advanced computer concepts like the Command Prompt and MS Works.

# Professor of Computer Science at Himachal Pradesh University, India, 1988 - 1996 (8 years)

Back to school.

# Sales Executive at Project 22, India, 1987 - 1987 (a few weeks)

There are no short runs; just short people.

* Education

# Himachal Pradesh University (Free Government College)

Himachal Pradesh, India, 1982 - 1983

BSc, Physics, Mathematics, Electronics, Biology, Geography and History

# Free Government High School Dhalpur, Kullu

Himachal Pradesh, India, 1981

* Honors and Awards

1. Getting into Yahoo!

2. Marriage.

3. Finished Eighth in my Class Of Ten.

4. Failed Several Certification Exams with Relatively High Grades.

* Hobbies

1. Scientology.

2. Aliens from Outer Space.

3. Donating Blood: 14 gallons so far!

4. Country Club India.

Company: Rakesh Tiku - Yahoo - Infinite Computer Solutions - NIIT - Resume
Country: India

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