Rakesh Tiku's Resume
Mother's Name: Rajdulari Tiku
Father's Name: Pran Nath Tiku
Wife's Name: Keerti Tewari
Ungrateful Brother's Name: Ravinder Tiku
Director at Yahoo!
[email protected]
Yahoo! (Bangalore) manager, NIIT graduate, looking for visa sponsorship to USA, UK or Australia for me and my mustache. I will do any regular shit job.
* Summary
Over two decades of (resume) experience in the software industry has taught me it is more important as to who you know rather than what you know.
* Specialties
# I know speak and have received education to reduce foolishness; I can, also, make my mustache speak.
# Although I am uncircumcised, I have very good personal hygiene and am cultured: I use a fork and a knife to eat chapatis.
# I am good at financial management: I never flush or use toilet paper in the office.
# Last, but certainly not least, in my portfolio is that I got contacts (finally got rid of my eyeglasses).
* Experience
# Director at Yahoo! Bangalore, India, Sep 2008 - Present, (2 years 9 months!)
Having worked all my life in services companies, I am inspired by the services business model.
Transforming Yahoo! (India) to operate more like a services company (Wipro / Infinite) is a work in progress.
I have achieved tremendous success, injecting the services mentality in Yahoo! (India), by hiring all my friends from Indian services companies like Tarang.
# VP of Stategery at Infinite Computer Solutions, Bangalore, India, Mar - Feb (5 years!)
I was responsible for company deliveries with couriers across Bangalore, Hyderabad, Islamabad, Chennai, Sterling, Dallas and Tampa. I choose DHL for almost all shipments.
Prior to this role, I was running deliveries for strategic accounts across three offshore dedicated development centers out of Hyderabad, Bangalore and South India.
I left, voluntarily, in February.
# CFA Acct. Manager at Birlasoft, Microsoft and PeopleSoft, India - (a few weeks)
Please don't misconstrued a few weeks stay as job hopping; I never quit this job.
# Deliveries Director at Velocient Technologies, India - (a few months)
If anyone finds this company let me know ASAP.
# Instructor at NIIT University, Chandigarh, India, 1997 - (3 years!)
I taught basic computer skills like Notepad and MS Paint. I then moved on to teach more advanced computer concepts like the Command Prompt and MS Works.
# Professor of Computer Science at Himachal Pradesh University, India, 1988 - 1996 (8 years)
Back to school.
# Sales Executive at Project 22, India, 1987 - 1987 (a few weeks)
There are no short runs; just short people.
* Education
# Himachal Pradesh University (Free Government College)
Himachal Pradesh, India, 1982 - 1983
BSc, Physics, Mathematics, Electronics, Biology, Geography and History
# Free Government High School Dhalpur, Kullu
Himachal Pradesh, India, 1981
* Honors and Awards
1. Getting into Yahoo!
2. Marriage.
3. Finished Eighth in my Class Of Ten.
4. Failed Several Certification Exams with Relatively High Grades.
* Hobbies
1. Scientology.
2. Aliens from Outer Space.
3. Donating Blood: 14 gallons so far!
4. Country Club India.
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